Double Chock Chip Sex Cookies

To start off on this wonderful journey i thought I'd go with the beginning, the beginning being the first recipe in the book, the first recipe in the book being Double Choc Chip Sex Cookies. It went as planned, some strange crap called muscovado sugar could not be found and was replaced with brown sugar, twas all good. They got an extra 5 minutes cause they were too soft and they definitely needed more chocolate drops. Obviously nothing to do with the fact that i had no idea how much bigger they'd get. The cookies quite literally melted in my mouth they were so good and it must be noted that it may be best to always eat them when warm, which may require more people present at the time but eh. So they were a success, I'm too lazy to write anything else. Until next time...

All hail the cookies

It has been decreed by a much higher power (metaphorically or whatever, not hight wise, I'm pretty tall...and powerful) that I should make delicious cookies. And so i shalt be posting the amazing stories of me sweet cookie making on this blog. It'll be awesome, mostly for me cause i get to taste them and for anyone who chooses to waste their time reading about how orgasmic they are.